I don’t think I see the resemblance…
While most schools have fairly fearsome creatures like Cougars or Bears or Eagles or Terrapins, the two schools that I decide to go to just happen to have dogs.
Yes, those cute, hairy cuddly things that roll around the floor and poop on your rug.
Watch out, competition… or you just may step in some retriever or terrier poop.
What’s worse, is that “terrier” could be an incomplete anagram of retriever, just like “UMBC” and “CMU”
